* I find socks all over the place. His thing is going barefoot... even in the winter.
* He's the only one I take pictures of. I probably have a million.
* If I bagged up all the treats that have fallen into the cracks and on the floor of my car I would have a super value size bag of an eclectic party mix.
* I go to the bathroom with the door open. All the time.
* We lost the phone the yesterday because he was talking on it and then it was gone. It's battery is dead so we couldn't 'page' it and today he pulls it out of the pantry for another conversation! Sneaky little devil...
* All the rocks on my candle plate are in the nightstand drawer or in the linen closet.
* Our alarm clock's volume is either turned way down so we wake up an hour late or is so loud that it scares the bijimminies out of us. Or all the alarms are set to wake us up at 5:20, 6:00 and 6:30 on Sunday morning... Any way it is a rude awakening!